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Turkey Recipe (Courtesy of The Kimmer)

November 19, 2011 Culture, Look out! It's only the Kimmer No comments

TurkeyBack by popular demand, and just in time for your pre-Thanksgiving grocery shopping, is The Kimmer’s famous Thanksgiving Turkey recipe.

1. Do what you normally do for seasoning on the bird before you stick him in the oven. I usually cook them upside down for the first couple of hours to make sure the bottom gets done. Put an aluminum foil tent over it so the skin doesn’t get prematurely brown.

2. Before sticking him in, pour several glugs of any white wine over the bird and use a baster to squirt the wine all over him and inside too. Put the tent on and stick him in.

3. About every 20 minutes, pour more white wine and do more basting of the juices in the pan all over. Keep it moist.

4. When the wine is gone, keep basting the juices all over the bird frequently, every 20 minutes or so. In a few hours, the aroma will make you nuts. And when the bird is done, the gravy you make from the drippings will be unbelievable. The wine burns off but the flavor explodes and the white meat will squirt at you when you stick a fork in it, it’s so juicy and tender.

Kimmer’s Turkey recipe

November 22, 2010 Culture, Look out! It's only the Kimmer 5 comments

TurkeyHere, by request, is The Kimmer’s famous Thanksgiving turkey recipe:

1.  Do what you normally do for seasoning on the bird before you stick him in the oven.  I usually cook them upside down for the first couple of hours to make sure the bottom gets done.  Put an aluminum foil tent over it so the skin doesn’t get prematurely brown.

2.  Before sticking him in, pour several glugs of any white wine over the bird and use a baster to squirt the wine all over him and inside too. Put the tent on and stick him in.

3.  About every 20 minutes, pour more white wine and do more basting of the juices in the pan all over.  Keep it moist.

4.  When the wine is gone, keep basting the juices all over the bird frequently, every 20 minutes or so.  In a few hours, the aroma will make you nuts.  And when the bird is done, the gravy you make from the drippings will be unbelievable.  The wine burns off but the flavor explodes and the white meat will squirt at you when you stick a fork in it, it’s so juicy and tender. 

Enjoy!

And have a great turkey day.
Semper Fi

Look out! It’s only the Kimmer for June 9, 2010

June 9, 2010 Look out! It's only the Kimmer 25 comments

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This is the tenth and final episode of our trial run of Look out! It’s only the Kimmer sponsored by Solomon Brothers Fine Jewelry in Atlanta, GA. Your listenership and support have made this an overwhelming success!

Due to Kimmer’s unexpectedly hectic schedule, we’re going to take a little bit of a hiatus over the summer. As you all know, Kimmer is retired and enjoying it by spending a lot of time taking horse riding lessons. His summer schedule has gotten a bit erratic and hectic, so we have deiced to take most of the summer off and hopefully pick this (or some intimation) up early in the fall.

In the mean time, Kimmer and I are very grateful for your support and we hope that these ten episodes will tide everyone over for a couple of months. Also, please give Ivan Solomon and everyone else at Solomon Brothers a chance to be your jeweler. The podcast would not be possible without their support. If you’re in Atlanta, please go visit their showroom in Buckhead. If you’re not in Atlanta visit them on the Web at SolomonBrothers.com. Kimmer and I both assure you that you will not be disappointed with the quality of experience you’ll get from Solomon Brothers.

Also, a big thanks to the fantastic conservative cartoonists Doug Hayden and Chris Pendarvis of Insanity Island. Chris and Doug are the designers behind The Conservative Beacon’s “Uncle Sam” logo and the logo for Look out! It’s only the Kimmer. As you can tell, these guys are unbelievably talented. They are doing their part to combat conservative-bashing shows like Family Guy and American Dad. They need our support.

With that, thank you all again for your support and please stay tuned to The Conservative Beacon for updates on the return of Look out! It’s only the Kimmer!

UPDATED: Here is the link to part 2.

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Look Out! It’s only the Kimmer (06-02-10)

June 2, 2010 Look out! It's only the Kimmer 5 comments

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On this week’s edition of Look Out! It’s only the Kimmer sponsored by Solomon Brothers Fine Jewelry:

  1. Kimmer explains the “Leslie Dove” character
  2. Kimmer and I respond to comments from listeners Mike and Judy
  3. The media’s new savior for the BP oil spill: Hollywood director James Cameron
  4. Florida couple stops paying mortgage they couldn’t afford to spend money on dining and hobbies
  5. Members of Hawaii’s girls softball team acting disrespectfully during National Anthem
  6. Israel’s raid of flotilla backed by terror-linked group carrying so-called “peace activists” and aid to Gaza

UPDATED: Here is the link for part 2.

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Look out! It’s only the Kimmer: Memorial Day edition (5-26-10)

May 26, 2010 Look out! It's only the Kimmer 7 comments

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This week on Look out! It’s only the Kimmer sponsored by Solomon Brothers Fine Jewelry:

  1. President Obama choose not to visit Arlington National Cemetary this Memorial Day, will vacation in Chicago instead.
  2. John Mark Karr resurfaces as a woman, Alexis Reich, to allegedly get closer to little girls.
  3. Teenage girls dressing provocatively.
  4. Kimmer’s favorite new musicians: Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.
  5. Kimmer buys jeans that make his butt look good.
  6. Red Cross helping aid and repair the enemy in Afghanistan.
  7. Kimmer reads the last two stanzas of “A Soldier Died Today.”

Reminder: If you have any questions or comments about anything you heard during this week’s episode please leave them in the “Comments” section below. We will do our best to answer/respond to them during next week’s episode, which you can catch next Wednesday, June 2.

You can find every episode archived on the Kimmer’s Podcast page of The Conservative Beacon.

UPDATED: Here is the link for part 2.

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Look out! It’s only the Kimmer (5-19-10)

May 19, 2010 Look out! It's only the Kimmer 10 comments

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Note: Again, I apologize for the audio issues we have been having. We are trying to improve the quality on the budget we have (which isn’t much) little by little.

Also, there are a few moments during the show where Kimmer cut out briefly. He didn’t have great cell reception but he has a great reason, which you will hear at the beginning of the show.

UPDATED: Here is the link for part 2.

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Look out! It’s only the Kimmer (5-12-10)

May 12, 2010 Look out! It's only the Kimmer 18 comments

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On this week’s episode of Look out! It’s only the Kimmer sponsored by Solomon Brothers Fine Jewelry, Kimmer and I discuss:

  1. Chastity Chaz Bono’s sex change
  2. Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan’s barring of military recruiters at Harvard University
  3. Kimmer recalls the butt-kicking he gave a Veteran’s Day protester
  4. Oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexico and it what means for domestic oil drilling in the future
  5. 40,000 prostitutes “sex workers” and 1 billion condoms head to South Africa for soccer’s World Cup
  6. 3rd grader receives detention for possessing Jolly Rancher candy

Reminder: If you have any questions or comments about anything you heard during this week’s episode please leave them in the “Comments” section below. We will do our best to answer/respond to them during next week’s episode, which you can catch next Wednesday, May 19.

Also, please make sure you check out Steve’s Kimmer Fan Page on Facebook.

UPDATED: Here is the link for part 2.

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Look out! It’s only the Kimmer (5-7-10)

May 7, 2010 Look out! It's only the Kimmer 14 comments

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On this week’s edition of Look out! It’s only the Kimmer sponsored by Solomon Brothers Fine Jewelry:

  • New York Giants great Lawrence Taylor arrested on rape charges. Kimmer recalls golfing with L.T. and Cleveland Browns running back Jim Brown in 1998.
  • High school students in California sent home for wearing American Flag T-shirts on Cinco de Mayo. Kimmer discusses his patriotic recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance being cut out of an Atlanta Fourth of July celebration for being potentially offensive.
  • MSNBC anchorbabe Contessa Brewer is “frustrated” that Times Square terrorist is Muslim.
  • Pole Dancing “exercise” classes for 10-year-olds.
  • Long-time Elvis doctor says King of Rock and Roll died from chronic constipation. This must be the worst news Ted Koppel has ever heard…

We apologize for the return of some phone break-ups. Kimmer was in the mountains and unable to use a land line.

If you have questions or comments on anything you hear during the show please post them in the “Comments” section below.

@ Steve: Kimmer and I ran out of time this week, but I promise I’ll have him discuss the Burt Ward interview next week.

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UPDATED: Here is the link for part 2.

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Programming Note: Look out! It’s only the Kimmer

May 5, 2010 Look out! It's only the Kimmer No comments

This week’s edition of Look out! It’s only the Kimmer will be posted this Friday, May 7 instead of this afternoon.

And remember: Mother’s Day is now just a few days away. Show Mom just how special she is and help support The Kimmer on The Conservative Beacon at the same time by getting her a beautiful and unique piece of jewelry from your budget-conscious jeweler Solomon Brothers Fine Jewelry.

Don’t know exactly what to get her? Not a problem. The wonderful staff at Solomon Brothers will help you pick out something within your budget that she will absolutely love!

Get this: The latest fashion-layered necklaces (like the one below from the “Black and White Collection”) starting at just $40–$40!

This is just one of the many great deals Solomon Brothers is offering Kimmer and Conservative Beacon listeners.

If you’re in Atlanta, visit their beautiful showroom on the 17th floor of Tower place in Buckhead (the big glass building off Peachtree and Piedmont). Not in Atlanta? Give them a call at 800-781-8883, or visit them on the Web at SolomonBrothers.com.

Tell them The Kimmer/The Conservative Beacon sent you!

Want to show Mom how special she is this Mother’s Day?

April 30, 2010 Look out! It's only the Kimmer No comments

Mother’s Day is right around the corner. In fact, it’s a little over a week away. Want Mom to know just how special is? Then please make sure you visit Solomon Brothers Fine Jewelry and check out the beautiful, unique, and affordable jewelry they have for this Mother’s Day.

Below are just a few of the unique items priced affordably between $40 and $60. If you’re in Atlanta, visit Solomon Brothers in person on the 17th floor of Tower Place in Buckhead and please tell them The Kimmer sent you. Not in Atlanta? Visit Solomon Brothers 24/7 on the Web at SolomonBrothers.com.

Sara Blaine Cushion Cut Garnet Engraved Stud Earrings:
Sara Blaine Cushion Cut Garnet Engraved Stud Earrings
Ladies “Black & White Collection\” Rhodium Finished Sterling Silver 16\” Box Link Necklace with Heart Shaped Black Onyx Pendant and Signature Ruby Accented Tag

Ladies “Black & White Collection” Rhodium Finished Sterling Silver Heart Shaped Black Onyx dangle Earrings with Signature Ruby Accent Tags:

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